The World Renown 5 Count

Welcome to the World-Renowned 5 Count.
Here you will see the top 5 stories in the world of professional wrestling together with incredible nonsense by legendary assholes “Hot” Cav Manning and Faustie “I’m drunk” Walnuts.

If you are offended by women being called #MeatTwitchers and innuendos like… C. U. Next Tuesday, we suggest you grow a set of balls and quit crying like a little BITCH!

This is your wake up call, did you think we read bible verses on this show?

If you are one of these poor bastards who thinks we will ever conform to proper society…..

Otherwise if you like our childish dick jokes…Sit back and enjoy the show.