The top 5 stories in the week in wrestling, including CM Punk joining the UFC, the Slammys, and TLC preview.
Survivor Series recap including Sting’s WWE debut!
The guys go old school format and talk WWE Survivor Series, RAW and NXT. Plus we crown a new #MeatTwitcher of the week!
WWE Hell in a Cell reviewed by Tha Kat. #MeowBitch!
Welcome to the World-Renowned 5 Count.
Here you will see the top 5 stories in the world of professional wrestling together with incredible nonsense by legendary assholes “Hot” Cav Manning and Faustie “I’m drunk” Walnuts.
If you are offended by women being called #MeatTwitchers and innuendos like… C. U. Next Tuesday, we suggest you grow a set of balls and quit crying like a little BITCH!
This is your wake up call, did you think we read bible verses on this show?
If you are one of these poor bastards who thinks we will ever conform to proper society…..
Otherwise if you like our childish dick jokes…Sit back and enjoy the show.